If I Were in Charge of the Networks by George Carlin

 If I Were in Charge of the Networks by George Carlin

I felt so close to this story, but I have to be very careful when I use my words.

Much of the fun in reading this account comes from learning about the mistakes that announcers, anchors and other television celebrities make.

And alas, we do.

There is the mention of forte and its two meanings, as in...

-          "Her forte is playing forte"

The author does not worry about using the humorous, here, shit or fuck.

Ironic is equaled with coincidence, but as George Carlin explains, ironic would be a Kurd that escaped from the Iraqi war, with great effort, only to be killed by humanitarian aid, parachuted by mistake on his head.

Prodigal,we are told, does not mean wandering, but "recklessly wasteful or extravagant"..."and if you say popular usage has changed that, I say, fuck popular usage"

Sour grapes are explained and again, if many people use this in a different way..."well, many people are really fuckin' stupid, too, shall we adopt all their standards?"

This is not just hilarious, but a good question.

Only, in matters like Trump, there is no other way, but to get used with the idea that lots of silly voters have elected a clown.

From Immaculate Conception, to celibate and vows of chastity ("no fucking"), to momentarily and presently, this is instructive material.

And humorous.

No other option and no other alternatives are redundant and I did not see this until I have read this narrative.

Light year, criteria and acronym...I could use them in the wrong way, I did not realize that FBI, CIA and KGB are not acronyms.

Then there is "an eye for an eye" which has so far sounded like furious anger and vengeful desires.

But George Carlin is clear on this one too.

In the days of the Bible, people were inclined to take a life for an eye.

And the book says no.

Be just, take only one eye for an eye.

But the mistake I think I made with nonchalance, repeatedly regards healthy.

The author is absolutely-or shouldn't I put this here-right...earlier, he had a point on unique, which cannot have very, more, quite, real attached to it.

We say and hopefully eat healthful food.

-          "Vegetables aren't healthy. They're dead. No food is healthy. Unless you have an eggplant that's doing push-ups."

But how do you get Television stars to listen and apply the rules.

I live near a sports commentator who is so full of himself, he thinks he is way above other humans.

My spouse sent a message in the gated community where we and this Demi God live, regarding the football games that are played, with loud screams, fuck, penis, pussy, mother and other such pleasantries.

The commentator -Ubermensch, instead of getting the point, perhaps apologize for his son, who is among the culprits, went on the offensive.

He should be told separately, like our job is to supervise his offspring and then give him a detailed summary, in person.

On the matter of the rocks that are in the middle of the road, marking the goal posts and other things...so what, we can drive.

This guy is so obnoxious, aggressive, mean, impolite, stupid, preposterous, rude, arrogant that you would say we have The Donald in our vicinity.

How could we possibly mind his use of criteria, when all the rest is catastrophic??

But George Carlin is "very unique".