The Model and Other Stories aka Το μοντέλο και άλλες ιστορίες by Anais Nin, an overwhelming read, erotic - 9 out of 10

 

The Model and Other Stories aka Το μοντέλο και άλλες ιστορίες by Anais Nin, an overwhelming read, erotic

 

9 out of 10

 

This is incredible, and I mean that – it was for me, the encounter with these extremely arousing stories was a shock, trying to be mirthful, I was thinking that we had here some years, even decades back, Sandra Brown, as a famous – maybe infamous, we need to consult Magister Ludi Kingsley Amis https://realini.blogspot.com/2023/07/the-kings-english-guide-to-modern-usage.html on this matter - author of soft porn tales

 

In the days of the communist regime, we had to resort to other sources for wet dreams, other activities and I remember Ion https://realini.blogspot.com/2023/10/ion-by-liviu-rebreanu-another-note-on.html a celebrated local opus, indeed, the author, Liviu Rebreanu, was part of the curriculum, one had to study him

However, there were some hot scenes – I stopped before putting that in, realizing that they were far from titillating, in a world with porn accessible anywhere, on the phone, but het, back then, I did not have a phone in the house, let alone in my pocket, and I had to wait out of a box, to call somebody- for that era

 

So the question now is, what is the difference between modest, irrelevant writers -such as yours truly, I have tried my hand at telling about my own saga, actually, these notes are the result of that failed attempt, in so many ways, and besides, there comes the tale of what happened just a few hours ago, to me – and somebody so admired, Delta of Venus is in fact on the 1,000 Novels Everyone Must Read list, it was very successful

Without further ado, let me switch to erotica of my own ‘creation’, after all, when reading the stories from the Delta of Venus, I get excited and then feel the need to really find a way for sexual intercourse, not masturbation if possible, so if we are to write in these notes what the impact of a book was, well there it is

 

Here are the consequences of reading from Delta of Venus, the stories, which by the way, I have to take slowly, over some days, I keep putting in my age, which is not a good idea, it will be 61 soon, so there is only this much a man who is no longer twenty can take – but hey, I took part in the 10-kilometer run, and did well, a couple of weeks ago

The thing with the age was studied by Ellen Langer, Harvard Professor, mentioned by Tal Ben Shahar https://realini.blogspot.com/2014/07/the-queens-necklace-by-alexander-dumas.html she took some men, placed them in some isolated premises, and made them talk, think, live somehow in the past, a couple of decades

 

Name tags had their photos from back when, the newspapers in the house were also old, no news, nothing to make the ‘present’ felt, and they were encouraged to talk about their old days, and to put this in a nutshell – I am supposed to tell you about my sexual adventure of a few hours ago, I promised that –

At the end of the experiment, these guys got younger, as a result of this time travel, you find more on the net, or you could call me, then there is another test, where people were exposed to words associated with old age, and they showed the symptoms at the end, in other words, remind me to stop saying 61- biological age is 28 here

 

So now with this sexual thing, on a par with the Anais Nin stories (just joking) I know this fellow from…Chile, somehow, he came all the way, from the end of the earth, to work in this place, so we meet at the gym, sauna, and got to talking about…women, and how it happens that we both use escorts, sexual workers called today

I know, if we were in Sweden, we would face charges, or worse, because there, clients are breaking the law, so anyway, he sent me two links, to two ads, and I write on WhatsApp to both, and went a few hours ago to one of these workers, and I think it was both funny, and a fuck up, here is why- I tell her I know the man from Chile

 

He recommended the services, she writes what she charges, which is in the medium range, then something about the happy client, who is he, and when I describe him, happy, nice, amusing, she says ‘aha’, but she is rather opaque, not the best customer service online that you could get, still, I say if Chile liked her, and indeed, he was enthusiastic…

Then there must be something there, I was talking about this, at the same sauna, with another mate I know, and speculated with him, well, if she is so short, and even a bit off-putting, it must be because she knows she is gorgeous, does not charge like those deluxe hotties, and so she says ‘I am fabulous, I do not have to brag’

 

In Latin, it was acta non verba, so in spite of some warning signs, I say I will go, even if she did say she does not do this, and the other, so I ask for the address, suitable, not far, Alhamdulillah, but when I get there, I ask what entrance, and she is going ‘it is across the street’, she did not know, and I heard a baby, I thought

Which is very upsetting for me, it does not put me in a sexual mood, but anyway, she explains very badly, says it is entrance 1, call 27, I do, and keep doing it to nausea, she says she will come down to fetch me – most buildings offer access only though calling – but then I see she does, at a different place and tell her to look up and see where she is, I mean she did not know the street, the entrance, anything, but we get up, and then more Suprises, she starts felatio, but without taking anything off, what is this? And there is worse, I say get the volume of the TV down, or you know what, when I see she does not, turn it off, and she says no, so she wanted to suck my dick, fully clothed, and watching whatever was on right then…

 

 Now for my standard closing of the note with a question, and invitation – maybe you have a good idea on how we could make more than a million dollars with this http://realini.blogspot.com/2022/02/unique-in-world.html?q=unique+in+the+world – as it is, this is a unique technique, which we could promote, sell, open the Oscars show with or something and then make lots of money together, if you have the how, I have the product, I just do not know how to get the befits from it, other than the exercise per se

 

 There is also the small matter of working for AT&T – this huge company asked me to be its Representative for Romania and Bulgaria, on the Calling Card side, which meant sailing into the Black Sea wo meet the US Navy ships, travelling to Sofia, a lot of activity, using my mother’s two bedrooms flat as office and warehouse, all for the grand total of $250, raised after a lot of persuasion to the staggering $400…with retirement ahead, there are no benefits, nothing…it is a longer story, but if you can help get the mastodont to pay some dues, or have an idea how it can happen, let me know

 

As for my role in the Revolution that killed Ceausescu, a smaller Mao, there it is http://realini.blogspot.com/2022/03/realini-in-newsweek-participant-in.html

 

Some favorite quotes from To The Hermitage and other works

 

‘Fiction is infinitely preferable to real life...As long as you avoid the books of Kafka or Beckett, the everlasting plot of fiction has fewer futile experiences than the careless plot of reality...Fiction's people are fuller, deeper, cleverer, more moving than those in real life…Its actions are more intricate, illuminating, noble, profound…There are many more dramas, climaxes, romantic fulfillment, twists, turns, gratified resolutions…Unlike reality, all of this you can experience without leaving the house or even getting out of bed…What's more, books are a form of intelligent human greatness, as stories are a higher order of sense…As random life is to destiny, so stories are to great authors, who provided us with some of the highest pleasures and the most wonderful mystifications we can find…Few stories are greater than Anna Karenina, that wise epic by an often foolish author…’

 

‚Parturiunt montes, nascetur ridiculus mus’

 

“From Monty Python - The Meaning of Life...Well, it's nothing very special...Try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.”