Moo by Jane Smiley, included on The 1,000 Novels Everyone Must Read https://www.theguardian.com/books/2009/jan/23/bestbooks-fiction list, in the Comedy Section 9 out of 10

 Moo by Jane Smiley, included on The 1,000 Novels Everyone Must Read https://www.theguardian.com/books/2009/jan/23/bestbooks-fiction list, in the Comedy Section

9 out of 10

 

 

This novel is a complex fresco, with multiple interesting characters, from the reviled, and obnoxious Dr. Lionel Gift, the economics professor who is so corrupt and vicious that he proposes that The Transamerica Corporation that sponsors him starts digging under the biggest cloud rain forest left, in Costa Rica, to get the gold from there, no matter what happens to the environment, which when we talk about gold involves cyanide and a massive pollution that would compromise that rain forest, unless it is stopped.

 

Arlen Martin is the rich man who controls Transamerica, and will do anything to get money, no matter what the consequences for the planet, humanity will be and he has ex- president Bolsanaro, the likes of Trump that help in such circumstances, no matter how monstrous the project will be, damn the Amazon forest and anything else for that matter, climate deniers and monsters that they are…

Chairman X is one of those opposing the project, he is the head of the Horticulture Department, a veteran rebel, who has had a history of protesting and embracing leftist ideas, he lives in an open relationship with Lady X, but at one point, he comes across Cecilia Sanchez, a first year assistant professor from Los Angeles – she would claim some connections with Costa Rica, exaggerated to please the Chairman, who becomes enamored with that alleged connection – and the two have a very carnal relationship, intense, consuming, but ultimately not very fulfilling, which is causing estrangement from his partner and the four children they have together – the Chairman will eventually attack dean Nils Harstad because he hates him and on account of the role played in the rain forest debacle.

 

Nils Harstad is an outré character, who has a twin brother, Provost Ivar Harstad, the former decides to marry a woman from his church, Marly Hellmich, and have six children with her, an issue that becomes complicated first and then, spoiler alert, he ends up inviting her…father to share the big house with him, after the initial rejection, Marly thinks twice and better about the offer, examines the wealth of the would be husband, the abrupt change in her material fortune and decides to accept the marital offer, however different she is from what the man had imagined, she is not twenty five and a virgin, she has a married truck driver for a lover and lives with her father, the latter having conditions of his own to impose on the brothers, Marly’s  parent is quite a demanding individual, who thinks the union is wrong.

Dean Nils Harstad is approached by a paranoid farmer, Loren Stroop, to support the latter’s plans for a visionary new harvesting, agricultural machine that in fact plants, it does not do harvesting, the first description was wrong, and so is the rest of it, but in the end, it may not see the light of day, due to unforeseen events http://realini.blogspot.com/2022/02/unique-in-world.html?q=unique+in+the+world

 

Loren Stroop is adamant that the CIA, FBI and ag businesses (by which he means the big agricultural conglomerates) are watching him, and presumably everyone else, and they are determined to prevent his invention from materializing, because it will affect their plans and control of the food production…he had used the invention, we learn from a neighbor, and the results have been very good, even if Stroop is known to use very little seed, the problem is that this machine is hidden in a barn and nobody can see it, the man is in two minds about giving details to the dean Nils Harstad, until perhaps it is too late.

Earl Butz is a…boar kept for an experiment, hidden and kept secret from the rest of the university by professor doctor Bo Jones, one of the exotique figures populating this comedy, who will end up spending on this project from the funds of the institution quite a few hundred thousand dollars, a vast sum that will create a furore, especially given that due to clashes, protests and other incidents, the educational outfit comes under fire, is criticized by the governor of the state that cuts funding drastically (only to change his mind when he learns about the alleged valuable invention of Loren Stroop)

The boar is well cared for by Bob Carlson, who gives him enormous quantities of food, in order to see where that will take the animal, this is indeed the object of the trial, and the young man sees and cares for the pig six times a day – when he is on a date, he suddenly stands up and travels to his duty, in such a mysterious fashion that the girl will eventually follow and expose him in his minding of the boar, to his surprise and fury – scratching the animal and never leaving the premises expect for once…

 

Earl Butz is growing so fat and large that he feels pain in his legs, the life he lives in this undercover refuge does not look enticing, eventually, the Old Meats part of the university is to be demolished and when the bulldozers arrive, they hit on the pen of the boar, breaking down walls and liberating the animal that, after an initial hesitation, starts running out in the open, until he cannot face this effort anymore…

The satire is very effective, and we see various characters we may recognize from our experience as students, or from books we have read, such as the marvelous The Lecturer’s Tale by James Hynes http://realini.blogspot.com/2022/05/the-lecturers-tale-by-james-hynes-is.html which describes what happens in another institution of high education, where Nelson Humboldt is the Lecturer and hero, keen on writing a book on the Not So Bad anti-heroes in American stories, from Harry Armstrong of Rabbit Run – and the consequent trilogy, I am reading again Rabbit at Rest, after reading twice the whole four novels in the series) to The Sportswriter by John Ford and through James Dixon, the protagonist of one of the best chefs d’oeuvres that you can encounter, Lucky Jim by Magister Ludi Kingsley Amis

 

Moo is a wild ride, with laughs and amusing episodes…I see now that I have rated A Thousand Acres, which has brought the author the Pulitzer Prize with just three stars out of five, so moo is an improvement in my book…still, this is nowhere near the joy brought in by Lucky Jim http://realini.blogspot.com/2018/05/lucky-jim-by-kingsley-amis.html